

I can now say that I've climbed the bridge in Sydney Harbour. The question is, should that be advertised and brought up in polite conversation or kept to oneself and avoided altogether?
It's quite the set-up they've got for this bridge climbing thing. First, you watch a short video of the whole process. Then you go into a room, where you fill out a form and sign your life away, should anything happen. You also take a breathalizer test to make sure you're doing this with a clear head. You go into another room and put on a jumper suit thingy over your clothes. Anything you take with you on the climb must be supplied by the organization, and must be attached to you in some way, via velcro or elastic band. This includes hat, sunglasses, hankerchief, hair tie, raincoat, fleece coat, earphones, etc.
Our climb guide was Brett. He looks like Gary Oldman with red hair. He was friendly, funny, and flirty, and he must be in damn good shape because this climb is amazing exercise. He got us all fitted up with the climbing gear, which consists of a belt with hooks, and he showed us how to hook on and off the guide wire, and you get a little practice climb indoors. Then you traipse outside to the bottom of the bridge and start up. Along the way, there are rest stops, where Brett-who-looks-like-Gary-Oldman would pass along bits of bridge history and trivia and would point out landmarks.
It took eight or nine years to build this bridge. Only one person who fell off during construction actually survived (they didn't have the safety precautions in the 1930s that they have now). Vincent Kelly, I think his name was. An Irishman. When you fall from a height like that, the impact of hitting the water will kill you instantly, according to Brett-who-looks-like-Gary-Oldman. Mr. Kelly managed to think fast, and he realized that he had his wrench with him, so he threw it down just before he hit the water, and it broke the water tension. He was pulled from the water and taken to hospital, and he was unconscious for three days. The impact was still pretty severe - the soles of his shoes were stuck to his feet, and the top of his shoes were stuck to his thighs - all had to be surgically removed.
There are lots of ladders to climb, and it gets windier and colder the higher you go. At certain stopping points, Brett-who-looks-like-Gary-Oldman took pictures of everyone (you can't bring your own camera). It takes about an hour and a half to get to the top middle of the bridge.
Climbs are scheduled 24/7, rain or shine, all seasons, the exception is thunder/lightening storms. The most popular are dawn and dusk. The pics on the right are of the bridge from a distance, and me, Mom, and Steve at the top (with the Sydney Opera House in the background). Once you're back down on the ground, they give you a certificate, and one free picture that was taken while you're up there. You can buy others (clever people).
Mom and I had lunch at Moon Terrace in Chatswood after the climb. It's a Chinese restaurant on the top floor of an office building. Twelve stories up, I think. The owner is Steve Mah, whose family is somehow related to the Smiths that came over on the Mayflower, and the Smith that founded the Mormon Church. He's a pleasant man, and he knows Mom and Steve by sight, as they used to live in Chatswood while their house was being rebuilt, and Moon Terrace was a regular haunt for them. This is Chinese food served properly. You eat out of a little bowl rather than a huge plate. You put some rice in the bottom of your bowl and some of whatever else you've ordered on top. We were right next to a window, so we could watch the various rainstorms roll in and out over the city (yes, it's still raining).
Driving through the suburbs to Sydney, I noticed a lot of kids headed for school were in uniform. It looks like all schools here, public or private, require uniforms. There are quite a variety of styles, I imagine to differentiate the schools - everything from maroon sweaters and mauve skirts to green and white gingham, to lime green sweaters and dark green pants and green berets to dark blue pants and white shirts and straw hats. I wonder who designs them. Some of them look quite fashionable. Others are atrocious.
That's all for now. I have been advised by those who know to go soak in a bath for awhile, as I will definitely feel the effects of the bridge climb otherwise.